Aging Spinsters

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You can have a fall and winter of your own
        C                F         G
Staying warm inside your Victorian home
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But when the city's so hot the winos burst into flames
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When the Jesus freaks collapse with the weight of their claims


[Chorus]
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Marry young, Diana
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I don't want to see you old and alone
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It's no fun, Diana
        F
I don't want to see you
C                   G                C
Rot in the home for aging spinsters


[Verse 2]
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You should find someone as loyal as a dog
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Who will still love you when you look like a frog
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Someone to rock your chair and bring you pink lemonade
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Someone to peel your grape at a hundred degrees in the shade


[Chorus]
      F        C     G     Dm
Marry young, Diana
        F               C               G     Dm
I don't want to see you old and alone
        F      C     G     Dm
It's no fun, Diana
        F
I don't want to see you
C                   G                C
Rot in the home for aging spinsters