Mexican Love Song Or Love Song For

A                     D
If you be my balance, I'll be your check.
       E                           A
If you be my my necklace then I'll be your neck.
       A     Amaj7        D       D#dim7
If you be my driver, I'll be your van.
           D                 A
And if you be my woman, I'll be your man.

[Verse 2]

A                        D
If you be my Larry, I'll be your Moe
       E                  A
If you be Tom Servo, I'll be your Crow.
       A     Amaj7        D       D#dim7
If you be my Ollie, I'll be your Sam.
           D                 A
And if you be my woman, I'll be your man.

[Breakdown]

A D E A

[Verse 3]

A                              D
If you be my head, then I will be your brain.
      E                           A
Be my hallucination and I will be insane.
       A     Amaj7             D       D#dim7
If you be my conspirator, I'll be your plan.
           D                   A
And if you be my woman, I will be your man.

[Verse 4]

A                               D
If you be my pride, then I will be your joy.
       E                   A
Be my priest, I'll be your alter boy.
       A     Amaj7           D       D#dim7
If you be my tuna, then I'll be your can.
           D                 A
And if you be my woman, I'll be your man.

[Verse 5]

A                        D
If you be my junky, I'll be your crack.
       E                           A
Be Saddam Hussein and I will be Iraq.
       A  Amaj7           D       D#dim7
Be the Ayatollah and I'll be Iran.
           D                 A
And if you be my woman, I'll be your man.

[Breakdown]

A D E A

[Verse 6]

A                        D
If you my A, then I will be your Z.
           E                          A
And if you say you love me, then I'll just be me.
       A         Amaj7     D          D#dim7
Cuz you know I'd do almost anything I can,
           D                 A
If you be my woman, I will be your man.