(crying)

Damnit....
While you were listening to that last song,
I went out and bought J.R. Higgins "Trumpet For Beginners" book.
And I still can't play this trumpet!

(tries playing trumpet and it still sounds horrible)

See!? I just suck!
I even got one of those obnoxious yellow books,
"Trumpet For Dummies"
And no! It still won't play the way I wish it could!

(tries playing again in one last deperate attempt and.......fails!)

What is wrong with me!?!?!?
Why won't this trumpet just play well!?
WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?