Whip In My Valise

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[Verse]
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 When I met you, you were just sixteen
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Pulling the wings off the flies
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When an old lady got hit by a truck
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I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes

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Your sadistic suits my masochistic
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There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah

[Chorus]
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Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
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Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
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Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
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Who taught you?

[Verse]
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 Describe the special punishment room
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 Over my garage
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There's a whipping post, a vertical beam
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 You have to be in charge

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Your sadistic suits my masochistic
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There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah

[Chorus]
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Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
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Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
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Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
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Who taught you?

[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
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 You put my head into the stocks
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And then you, you went to choose a cane
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But hey, your cat has got nine tails
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 You like to leave me lame

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I can't thank her, my Sunday spanker
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There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah

[Chorus]
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Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
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Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
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Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
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Who taught you?