Chris Farley Song

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The first time I saw him he was sweeter than honey
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Plaid jacket and belt too tight, he wasn't even being funny
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Then he cartwheeled around the room and slow-danced with the cleaning lady
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He was a one man party
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You know I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about my friend Chris Farley


[Verse 2]
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On a Saturday Night my man would always deliver
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Whether he was the Bumblebee Girl or livin' in a van down by the river
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He loved the Bears and Ditka, danced at Chippendale's with Swayze
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When they replaced his coffee with Folgers he went full-on crazy
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The sexiest Gap Girl and Meatloaf in the band
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Without him there'd be no Lunch Lady in Lunch Lady Land
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You know I'm thinkin' about, I'm thinkin' about my boy Chris Farley


[Verse 3]
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After a show he'd drink a quart of Jack Daniels then stick the bottle right up his ass
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But hungover as hell that Catholic boy always showed up to morning mass
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We'd tell him "Slow down, you'll end up like Belushi and Candy"
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He said "Those guys are my heroes, that's all fine and dandy"
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I ain't making that stuff up, that's the truth about my boy Chris Farley


[Verse 4]
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I saw him in the office crying with his headphones on
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Listening to a KC And The Sunshine Band song
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I said "Buddy, how the hell is that makin' you so sad"
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Then he laughed and said "Just thinkin' about my dad"


[Verse 5]
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The last big hang we had was at Timmy Meadow's wedding party
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We laughed all night long, all because of Farley
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But a few months later the party came to an end
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We flew out to Madison to bury our friend
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Nothing was harder than sayin' goodbye
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Except watching Chris's father have his turn to cry
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Hmmm Hmmm


[Verse 6]
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Hey buddy, life's moved on but you still bring us so much joy
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Make my kids laugh with your YouTube clips or Tommy Boy
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And when they ask me who's the funniest guy I ever knew
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I tell 'em hands down without a doubt it's you
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Yeah, I miss hanging out watching you trying to get laid
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But most of all I miss watching you toy with Spade
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You're a legend like you wanted but I still wish you were here with me
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And we were getting on a plane to go shoot Grown Ups 3
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Yeah, life ain't the same without you boy
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And that's why I'm singin' about, I'm singin' about my friend Chris Faaaaaaaarley
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And if we make enough noise, maybe he'll hear us
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Give it up for the great Chris Farley