Forgetful Lucy

E
The Hukilau was the place
A
Where I first saw your face
E
We liked each other right away
A
But you didn't remember me the very next day

B
Forgetful Lucy
A
Has got a nice caboosey

E
I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat
A
But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
E
Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats
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And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets

B
Forgetful Lucy
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Cracked her head like Gary Busey

E
But I still love her so
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And I'll never let her go
E
Even if while I'm singing this song
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She's wishing I had Jocko the walrus' schlong

B
Forgetful Lucy
A
Her lips are so damn juicy
E
How about another first kiss