How Not To Pick Up Girls On The Internet

C                        D
I could be all yours and you could be all mine
    G                    Em
And we could go to sleep together tonight
    C                      D
And you don't know me, and I don't know you
             G                              Em
So I'll just slide in your DMs and ask you "what it do?"
          C                   D
Yeah, you look so hot in your profile picture
G              Em
Got me saying "I wish I could kiss her"
C               D
Are you single? Your page doesn't say
             G                         Em
So I'll just hit you up and hope that things might go my way

[Chorus]

    C      D
Oh, no
                  G             Em
I swear I'm not a creep, though
    C      D
Oh, no
                    G           Em
But I might creep a little

[Verse 2]

     C                          D
I'll like all your posts, your shares, and your selfies
G                  Em
Just in hopes that you'll notice me
   C               D
On Instagram, I'll tell you you're sexy
G               D
Or beautiful if I'm feeling classy
C                       D
Please don't think that you're my obsession
G                    Em
I'm just avoiding my severe depression
C                              D
Don't leave me on seen or I'll message again
G                           Em
Don't my dick pics make you wanna be my friend?

[Chorus]

    C         D
Oh, no (GROSS!)
                  G             Em
I swear I'm not a creep, though
    C     D
Oh, no
               G          Em
I only creep a little
    C     D
Oh, no
                  G         Em     C    D
I swear I'm not a creep-o
                    G       Em    C
But I might creep a little