The Michael Jordan Of Drunk Driving

            E               B
The Micheal Jordan of drunk driving
           A
played his final game tonight.
   E                B
And burdened by his loneliness,
   A
he wanted to feel alive.
    C#m                B
His laziness built the pyramids
        E                A
and his solitude was a knife.
            E               B
The Micheal Jordan of Drunk Driving
           A          E
played his final game tonight.