The Snake

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On her way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
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A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
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His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
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"Oh well," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"

[Chorus]
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"Take me in tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
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Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake


[Verse 2]
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She wrapped him all cozy in a comforter of silk
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And laid him by the fireside with some honey and some milk
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She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
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She found that pretty snake she'd taken in had been re-vived

[Chorus]
Dm
"Take me in tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
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Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake


[Verse 3]
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She clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful," she cried
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"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"
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She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
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But instead of saying "thanks", the snake gave her a vicious bite


[Chorus]
  D#m
"Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
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Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake

[Verse 3]
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"I saved you," cried the woman
"And you've bitten me, even why?
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You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
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"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
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"You knew darn well I was a snake before you brought me in

[Chorus]
  Em
"Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
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Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake