If French Fries Were Fat Free

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[Verse]

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Well I made a mess of my life,
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Each time I went left, I shoulda gone right.
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And love's no exception to this rule,
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'Cos I turned around and I lost you.
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Now I'm feelin' lonesome and blue,
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Just the way I'd expect to.
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But there's some things that I could use
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To help me deal with this abuse;
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If french fries were fat free,
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 And you still loved me.

[Chorus]

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If french fries were fat free,

And you still loved me,
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What a wonderful world this would be.
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If the whisky really helped me,

Forget your memory,
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 I'd wear a smile endlessly.
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If french fries were fat free,
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 And you still loved me.

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[Verse]

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You know the more I think about it,
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The more sense it makes.
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'Cos grease and love both cause heartache.
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So I raise my glass in toast,
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These things I want the most.
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Though I'll probably never see it,
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I can't help but believe in that;

[Chorus]

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If french fries were fat free,

And you still loved me,
      A
What a wonderful world this would be.
       D
If the whisky really helped me,

Forget your memory,
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 I'd wear a smile endlessly.
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If french fries were fat free,
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 And you still loved me.
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Oh, if french fries were fat free,
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 And you still loved me.