I Write Sins Not Tractors

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[Verse 1]

C        G
Oh, well imagine
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Oh, I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
       C             G
And I can't help but to hear
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No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
C                 G
  What a beautiful wedding
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What a beautiful wedding, says a bridesmaid to a waiter
    G
what a shame
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Poor groom's bride is a whore


[Chorus]

C           G
I chime in with a
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Haven't you people ever heard of    closing the goddamn door, no
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It's much better to face these kind of things
      D
With another Miller Light up on the porch
C    G
  Yeah
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Haven't you people ever heard of    closing the daggum door, no
      G                         Em
It's much better to face these kind of things
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  With a sense of


[Verse 2]

C            G
Oh, well, in fact
        Em
If you look at it this way
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Technically, our marriage is saved
           G
Well this calls for a toast
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So pour the champagne, pour the champagne
G
In fact
        Em
I mean look at it this way
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Technically, our marriage is saved
      G
This calls for a toast
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So pour the champagne
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Wooh
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Poor the champagne      Yeah


[Chorus]

    C          G
Oh, I chime in with a
                         Em     D                     C
Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door, no
     G                          Em
It's much better to face these kind of things
      D
With another Miller Light up on the porch
C    G
  Yeah
                         Em     D                     C
Haven't you people ever heard of closing the daggum door, no
     G                          Em
It's much better to face these kind of things
D                  C  G          Em       D
  With a sense of     poise and rationality


[Solo]

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[Chorus]

      C          G
Well, I chime in
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Haven't you people ever heard of closing that goddang door
     G                         Em              D
It's much better to face these kind of things
                C  G
With a sense of yeah
                         Em     D               Bm   C
Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddang door, no
     G                         Em             D
It's much better to face these kind of things   With a sense of


[Outro]

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