World Of Warcraft Ruined My Life

F                              Dm
Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
Bb                          F
I’m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
F                                Dm
My cell phone is ringing and it’s probably my girl
Bb                                      C
I let it go to voicemail cause I’ve entered the World

F                     Dm
Listen, I don’t wanna nag you but
Bb
you’ve gotta stop playing this game
F                                 Dm
you’ve been walking around as that stupid cow
Bb                  C
for the past eleven days

[Chorus]

F                         Dm
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Bb                        F
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
F                          Dm
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Bb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Bb                 F
I hate that stupid game

[Verse 2]

F                            Dm
I don’t have a problem I feel totally fine
Bb                              C
but I’ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
F                           Dm
My cow might look stupid but he’s an engineer
Bb                              C
how could you not love him with all his epic gear

C              F
With level 450 cooking
C             Dm
and level 450 fishing

F                 Dm
Baby I don’t wanna be a pest
Bb                       C
but you haven’t showered in a week
F                           Dm
you’ve been running around a made up town
Dm                      C
for at least a thousand days

[Chorus]

F                         Dm
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Bb                        F
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
F                          Dm
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Bb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Bb                 F
I hate that stupid game

[Bridge]

F
What happened to you honey
Dm
you’ve hit a new low
F
all the gold you farm in your game
Dm
couldn’t buy me a rose
F
but baby I am telling you
Dm
I’ll quit after tonight
      Bb
after tonight

[Chorus]

F                         Dm
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Bb                        F
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
F                          Dm
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Bb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Bb                 F
I hate that stupid game