Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass

D                   A
They told me I was lucky,
Bm                      G
To have my chance with you.
D                       A
Now last year's summer romance,
Bm                      G
Is this year's winter blues.
D                  A
I treated you so nicely,
Bm                G
To jewelery and champagne.
D                       A
But you left me empty handed, yeah,
Bm                   G / let it ring
You left me feeling play- ay ay - ed.

    D               A
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
        Bm          G
'Cause I'm not laughing
                      D
Don't you think it's kind of
A                        Bm    G
Crappy what you did this holiday?
        D
When I gave you my heart,
      A
You ripped it apart
      Bm             G
Like wrapping paper trash.
      D
So I wrote you a song
           A                     Bm
Hope that you sing along and it goes,
                   G
"Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."

D                        A
They say I'm losing my mind,
Bm                     G
I thought that for a while.
D                   A
I teared down decorations,
      Bm                 G
They remind me of your smile.
D               A
I hate that mistletoe,
         Bm                     G
It makes me think of our first kiss.
     D                A
You bit my lip, you pulled me close,
          Bm               G / let it ring
Then you taught me how to quit.

   D               A
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
        Bm          G
'Cause I'm not laughing
                      D
Don't you think it's kind of
A                        Bm    G
Crappy what you did this holiday?
        D
When I gave you my heart,
      A
You ripped it apart
      Bm             G
Like wrapping paper trash.
      D
So I wrote you a song
           A                     Bm
Hope that you sing along and it goes,
                   G
"Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."

Bm
So sick of calling,
     G
You won't telephone me.
     D                        A
No, f**k you, girl I'm going out.
Bm
I gave you my all,
         G
But our love hit a wall,
      D                         A
Now, I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling
       Bm                          G
We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down.
 D                       A
Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?


  D               A
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
        Bm          G
'Cause I'm not laughing
                     D         A
Don't you think it's so damn trashy
                  Bm    G
What you did this holiday?
   D
I gave you my heart,
      A
You ripped it apart
      Bm             G
Like wrapping paper trash.
      D
So I wrote you a song
           A
Hope that you sing along,
         Bm
Here it goes,
               G G /strum once       D /let it ring
"Merry Christmas,           kiss my ass."