Masterfade

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          F#m                             G          D
Well you sure didn't look like you were having any fun
            F#m                              G          D
with that heavy-metal gaze they'll have to measure in tons
              G              D
and when you look up at the sky
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all you see are zeros / all you see are zeros and ones
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you took my hand and lead me down to watch a kewpie doll parade
D                             G                 A          D
we let the kittens lick our hair and drank our chalky lemonade
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it's not that I just didn't care I must admit I was afraid
D                                 G              A7              D
and I'm awfully glad my finger's resting gently on the masterfade

      F#m                    G         D
the masterfade / I coulda played along
      F#m                    G         D                 G           D
the masterfade / I coulda played Mah Jongg / but it just takes too long
     G             D                        G         D
and I just can't remember / which way the east wind blows
          A                     Em                  A             Em
does it matter? / If we're all matter/ what's it matter does it matter
                                 A
if we're all matter when we're done?
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when the sky is full of zeros and ones

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I saw you standing all alone in the electrostatic rain
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I thought at last I'd found a situation you can't explain
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with GPS you know it's all just a matter of degrees
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your happiness won't find you underneath that canopy of trees
         F#m                     G         D
if the green grass is 6 the soybeans are 7
         F#m                       G            D
the junebugs are 8 the weeds and thistles are 11
           G                    D        G     D
and if the 1s just hold thier place the 0s a smiley face
       G                 D              A      A7
when they come floating down from the heavens
D                             G                A       D
you took my hand and lead me down to watch a papillon parade
D                             G                 A           D
we let the kittens lick our hair and drank our chalky lemonade
D                                G              A               D
you squeezed my hand and told me softly that I shouldn't be afraid
D                                  G    D  A                       D
'cause all the while your finger's resting   gently on the masterfade
        F#m               G         D           F#m
the masterfade I coulda played along / the masterfade
           G           D          G               D
I coulda played Mah Jongg but it just takes too long
     G                  D                    G         D
and who the hell can remember which way the east wind blows
             A
when your lying on the ground staring up at an inverted compass
                     D
I mean Christ who Knows?