I Love You

[Intro]

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C
I like telling dirty jokes
C
And I like smoking crystal meth
    F       G         C
But darling I love you

C
And I like laughing at retards
C
And I like throwing rocks at dogs
    F       G         C
But darling I love you

[Refrão]

F                   E
I love you like the moon and stars
     C               F
When little kids get hit by cars
F        G        C
Girl you know its true
F        G         C
Darling, I love you

C
I've been tryin' to move on
C
Since you left, since you've been gone
    F      G         C
But its so hard on me

C
Talked to a girl in first hour
C
Bought her a cd, bought her a flower
    F       G      C
But she's a stupid cunt

[Refrão]

    F            E
But I'll take anything
    C            F
And I'll take anyone
     F             E
I'll take an angry lesbian
C             F
With a loaded gun
     F                 E
I'll take a whore with syphilis
    C         F
And gonorrhea too
    F        G      C
But darling, I love you