Roast Beef

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He had roast beef for his last meal
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His brothers went to market and to home
E       A
He was cut off from his family
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Because he wanted to find freedom on his own
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He saw his big chance for an escape
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In helicopter rotating blades
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And said goodbye to the pigsty
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Quick as a guillotine he was gone

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All his brother’s jealous hearts were broken
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‘Cause something was afoot there in that shoe
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But they all stuck together
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‘Cause there’s nothing they could do

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He went from right there in the middle
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To smack dab in the center of attention
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He was picked up, he was cradled
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He was given his own freezer bag to live in
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And for the first time in his long life
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He felt the sunshine on every side
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So he set sail like a hangnail
      E4               E       A   E/G#
And waved back to the shore goodbye

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His brothers always said it was so crowded
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Well maybe now they’d finally have some space
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But they were out of balance there
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without him in his place

           F#m         Bm
So he came back from vacation
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Out of family obligation
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And rejoined with those four vandals
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For the sake of wearing sandals

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Now we can’t say he did not try
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He gave up all his chances to be free
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But once you’ve felt that kind of sunshine
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You can’t go back to the way you used to be
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So when I look down and remember
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Something’s missing in the middle
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May it always be a symbol
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One day that will be me