American Sports

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   So when you gaze at planet earth from outer space
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   Does it wipe that stupid look off of your face?
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I saw this aura over the battleground states
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I lost some money, lost the keys
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But I'm still handcuffed to the briefcase

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I never thought,  not in a million years
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  That I'd meet so many Lolas

Can I please have my money back?
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My virtual reality mask is stuck on "Parliament Brawl"
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   Emergency battery pack just in time for my weekly chat with God on videocall

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   Breaking news they take the truth and make it and fluid
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The trainer's explanation was accepted by the steward
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Montage of latest hated room
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Soundtrack by a chorus of you don't know what you do

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I never thought,   not in a million years
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  That I'd meet so many Lolas

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  And all of my   most muscular regrets explode behind my eyes like American sports

( Eb  F )

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I never thought,   not in a million years
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   That I'd meet so many Lolas