Carrot Juice Is Murder

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[Verse 1]
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Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale
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I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail
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Vegtables live in oppression, served on our tables each night
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This killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight

[Pre-chorus]
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Salads are only for murderers, cole slaw's a fascist regime
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Don't think that they don't have feelings, just 'cause a radish can't scream

[Chorus]
G              D              Em
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (scream, scream, scream)
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watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
G          D               Em
Grated and steamed with no mercy, (burning up calories)
C          D          G
how do you think that feels? (bet it hurts real bad)
G            D           Em
Carrot juice constitutes murder, (and that's a real crime)
C                       D
greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
     G            D        Em
It's time to stop all this gardening, (It's dirty as hell)
C            D       G
let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a...)

[Verse 2]
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I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blue
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If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two
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I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage
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'cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips, by killing five men in a rage

[Pre-chorus]
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I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour
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I'd kill those farmers again, just to save one more cauliflower

[Chorus]
G              D              Em
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (scream, scream, scream)
C                          D
watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
G          D               Em
Grated and steamed with no mercy, (burning up calories)
C          D          G
how do you think that feels? (bet it hurts real bad)
G            D           Em
Carrot juice constitutes murder, (and that's a real crime)
C                       D
greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
     G            D        Em
It's time to stop all this gardening, (It's dirty as hell)
C            D       G
let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a...)

[Bridge]
Am                   Em
How low as people do we dare to stoop
C                      G
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup
Am                  Em
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
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Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!

[Outro]
G              D              Em
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (scream, scream, scream)
C                          D
watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stir fry are sealed)
G          D               Em
Grated and steamed with no mercy, (you fat gourmet slob)
C          D          G
how do you think that feels? (leave them out in the fields)
G            D           Em
Carrot juice constitutes murder, (V8's genocide)
C                       D
greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes your compost's a grave)
     G            D        Em
It's time to stop all this gardening, (take up macrame)
C            D       G
let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade)

(Spoken)
Power to the peas! Give peas a chance!

(Sung to the tune of Give Peace a Chance)
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All we are saying is give peas a chance