History Is Made By Stupid People

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[Verse]
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Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica
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Columbus made history thinking some island was India
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General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run
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All of these men are famous
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And they're also very dumb

[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
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History is made by stupid people
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Clever people wouldn't even try
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If you want a place in the history books
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Then do something dumb before you die

[Verse]
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Nobility are famous for no reason
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Mary Antoinette enjoyed her cake
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She caused a revolution when she would not share
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And her husband lost his head for that mistake

[Verse]
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The Hindenburg was a giant zepplin
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Its makers made a minor oversight
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Before they filled it up with explosive gas
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They should have fixed the no-smoking light

[Chorus]
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'Cause history is made by stupid people
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Clever people wouldn't even try
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If you want a place in the history books
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Then do something dumb before you die

[Bridge]
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Tally-ho! Tally-ho!
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Our king and country's honour we will save
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Tally-ho! Tally-ho!
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We're marching into history and the grave

[Verse]
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So if your son and daughter seem too lazy
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Sitting there watching bad TV
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Just remember you should be quite grateful
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At least they are not making history

[Chorus]
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'Cause history is made by stupid people
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Clever people wouldn't even try
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If you want a place in the history books
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Then do something dumb before you die

[Outro]
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Yes! Do something dumb before you die
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Yes! Do something dumb before you die