Pussy Cat Song

F          F/C
My pussy cat was scratching on my back door
Scratched so long poor pussy got sore
      C
    C/G
Sore pussy..ooohhhh
                N.C.
Sore..pussy ooohhh
                        F
Just a friendly little cat

F               F/C
My pussy cat was sittin on the front step
It started to rain and my pussy got wet
     C
   C/G
Wet pussy...ohhhhh
               N.C.
Sore, wet..pussy
                        F
Just a friendly little cat


F              F/C
My pussy cat was playing out on the back lot
Sun beaten down poor pussy got hot
       C
     C/G
Hot pussy..ohhhh
                    N.C.
Sore, wet, hot...pussy..
                         F
Just a friendly little cat

F              F/C
My cat was in the shower washing his hair
accidentially grabbed that bottle of nair
         C
      C/G
Bald pussy...ohhh
                           N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald...pussy
                        F
Just a friendly little cat

F            F/C
My friends took my cat out drinking last night
they got drunk and the pussy got tight
         C
    C/G
Tight pussy...ohhh
                          N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight...pussy
                        F
Just a friendly little cat

F              F/C
Left my cat outdoors, didn't like the soil
ran in the garage and got covered in oil
    C
            C/G
Lubricated pussy..oohhhhhh
                          N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated pussy
                        F
Just a friendly little cat

F            F/C
Took my cat to Kentucky Fried Chicken
Now my pussy is finger licken
         C     C/G
good pussy...ohhh
                           N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good...pussy
                        F
Just a friendly little cat

F              F/C
My cat fell on my grill
I got two buns and I ate my fill
    C
         C/G
Eating pussy..oohhhhhh
                           N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating pussy
                         F
Just a friendly little cat

F              F/C
My cat was walking by the water well
but he got too close and then he fell
    C
        C/G
Deep pussy..oohhhhhh
                          N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep pussy
                         F
Just a friendly little cat

F                F/C
My neighbor stole my kitty cat away from me
I told my neighbor he better set my pussy free
         C
     C/G
Free pussy
                             N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free pussy
                        F
Just a friendly little cat

F                F/C
My cats kind of chubby and overweight
tried to put him on a diet but it didn't take
         C
        C/G
Fat pussy
                             N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free, fat pussy
                        F
Just a friendly little cat

F                F/C
My cat was hiding in an old tree trunk
He musn't have known it was home to a skunk...
         C
        C/G
Stinky pussy
                             N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free, fat, stinky, pussy
                        F
Just a friendly little cat

F                         F/C
My cat was out playing chasing down a toad
My kitty got a little too close to the road
         C
       C/G
bloody pussy
                            N.C.
Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free, fat, stinky, bloody pussy
                         F
Just a friendly little cat
                         F
Just a friendly little cat
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.