The Scrotum Song

  G                       E7
I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster
 A                 D      G
Don't you crow in my backyard.
      G                  E7
Well here's one chicken you're not pickin'
     A                             D
The day you try, you'll find it's hard.
      G                          G7
Well you and I ain't ever gonna come to terms
    C
So find some other chicken,
         A
I don't want your worm.
   G                      E7
I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster
 A                D7      G
Don't you crow in my backyard.

[Chorus]
   G        E7
Scrotum, Scrotum,
          A               D7      G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin.
   G        E7
Scrotum, Scrotum,
           A                     D7
It's the thing I keep my testes in.
            G                                G7
Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered with hair
       C                            A7
and I don't know what I'd do if it was not there.
       G        E7
Oh, scrotum, scrotum,
          A7              D7      G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin.

[Verse 2]
 G         E7
Nuts, hot nuts,
 A7               D7     G
get 'em from the peanut man.
 G         E7
Nuts, hot nuts,
        A7                D7
Better get 'em while you can.
           G
Well they say your nuts are small Tom,
          G7
they're really, really small.
      C                              A
It's better to have small nuts than no nuts at all.
 G             E7
Nuts, oh, hot nuts,
 A7               D7     G
get 'em from the peanut man.


[Verse 3]
G                       E7
If it don't fit, don't force it,
  A7                     D7    G
'Cause you'll make your momma mad.
      G                       E7
Well, if it don't fit, don't force it,
A              A7     D7
  You'll only get in bad.
    G
It may not stretch,
            G7
It may not tear at all,
            C                       A7
but you'll never back that big mule up in my stall.
G                       E7
If it don't fit, don't force it,
  A7                     D7    G
'Cause you'll make your momma mad.

[Verse 4]
      G                  E7
Well, I got a pussy cat, yes I do
 A       D7      G
Man, it sure is fine.
 G                      E7
Pussy, pussy, pussy-cat I love you
 A             A7     D7
You're my favorite feline.
       G                  G7
Well, bathing my pussy is so much fun
       C                 A7
'Cause all I gotta do is use my tongue.
 G                  E7
Pussy gonna jump around the room
       A7   D7          G
And always L-L-L-L-L-L-Luh.

[Verse 5]
G                            E7
If you let me play with your yo-yo,
A       A7       D7       G
  I'll let you play with mine.
     G                            E7
Yes, if you let me play with your yo-yo,
A        A7               D
  We'll have a real good time.
          G
You see, you've got the weenie
    G7
And I've got the bun,
       C
Let's put 'em together,
       A7
Gonna have some fun.
   G                            E7
Oh if you let me play with your yo-yo,
A               D7        G
  I'll let you play with mine.

[Chorus]
   G        E7
Scrotum, scrotum,
          A7              D7      G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin. (EVERYBODY!)
   G        E7
Scrotum, Scrotum,
           A7                   D7
It's the thing I keep my testes in.
            G                                G7
Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered with hair
    C                              A7
and I don't know what I'd do if it was not there.
       G        E7
Oh, scrotum, scrotum,
          A7              D7      G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin (We really mean it)
          A7              D7      G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin (Go tell your mommy)
          A7              D7      G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin!