Doitsu doitsu doitsu wa ii tokoro da yo
Chanto horyo no ore ni gohan wo kureru shi
Igirisu mitai ni mazukunai
Sooseeji chiizu suggoku oishii yo!
Inu ni totte wa tengoku sore ga doitsu
Demo doitsu-jin nande minna ikatsuino? Iatsukan de tsubusaresou da yo
Ore no haato ore kowakute namida dechau yo. Neechan mo dekai yo
Biirudaru wo mainichi haretsu saseru no wa shumi nano?
Ato taigun de orenchi ni oshiyosenaide kankoukyaku ga kowasugiruno
Doitsukko wa ore yori dekakute takumashii no
Hyahhoo!