Baia And The Mad Girl

   Intro:  Dm

    Dm
I`m home
On Monday
  C
Around midday
          Dm
When a mysterious finger
       Bb
On my doorbell
Wakes me up
          F         C
I put my feet in my slippers
       Dm
Wait a minute!

I open the door
    C
My heart beats fast
    Dm
She was all wet
        Bb
Wearing her red dress
F             C               F
Asking for a phone to make a call
She called New York
            C
And made a China deal
Dm                    Bb
Between two enemy countries
          F
Said the stuff``s Russian
       C
And tried my cold coffee
    Dm                              Bb
She got a towel in the locker of my      bathroom
    F            C        F
And put her red dress to dry

    Dm
I`m sat down
In my easy-chair
           C
Reading a book that I`m reading
     Dm                 Bb
When     suddenly she call`s me upstairs
          F         C
I put my feet in my slippers
       Dm
Wait a minute!

I open the door
    C
My heart beats fast
    Dm
She was layin in the bath
 Bb
Offering her little foot
 F            C           F
Asking me to soap it softly

She poisoned her bait
     A7
And fished me in her madness
Dm                               Bb
Made that ephemeral moment like heaven
F                               C
Taught me the Kama Sutra among soap bubbles
    Dm
She got inside in one of then
     Bb
And floated away
      F           C             F
Only now can I realize who she was

SOLO1:  (Dm  C   Dm  Bb)

          F         C
I put my feet in my slippers
       Dm
Wait a minute!

SOLO2:  (Dm  C   Dm  Bb)

          F         C
I put my feet in my slippers
       Dm
Wait a minute!

     F
She poisoned her bait
     A7
And fished me in her madness
Dm                               Bb
Made that ephemeral moment like heaven
F                               C
Taught me the Kama Sutra among soap bubbles
    Dm
She got inside in one of then
     Bb
And floated away
      F           C             F
Only now can I realize who she was