Everything Is Shit Except My Friendship With You

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B|-----12----12---12---12--|               
G|----0--0--0--0-0--0-0--0-| x4   (Riff 1) 
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G|----0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--| (Riff 2) 
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[Intro Riff 1]

Satan’s dog, is at the front door I’m giving her a biscuit
I can’t cope, with a petty modern life
you blink and then you’ve missed it

[Intro Riff 2]                               [Intro Riff 1 x2]
Everything is shit except my friendship with you, with you

[Chorus]

D (4 fast strums)
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B|----1-3-----1-3----------|          
G|-------------------------| (Riff 3) 
D|------------------3-5\3--|          
A|-------------------------|          
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D (4 fast strums)
    Everything is shit except my friendship with
  G   Em   C   D    G    Em   C   D
you

[Verse 2]

[Intro Riff 1]

I went out, I went to the party, had a bunch of beers
I came home, I opened up about my lifestyle ended up in tears.

[Intro Riff 2]                               [Intro Riff 1 x1]
Everything is shit except my friendship with you, with you

[Intro Riff 1]

I sleep in drooling on the bed sheets, hungover again
You work hard, and when I roll over I see you now and then


[Intro Riff 2]                               [Intro Riff 1 x2]
Everything is shit except my friendship with you, with you

[Chorus 2]

D (4 fast strums)
E|-3-1---------------|          
B|-----3-1-----------|          
G|---------2-1-0-----| (Riff 4) 
D|---------------3---|          
A|-----------------4-|          
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D (4 fast strums)
    Everything is shit except my friendship with
  G   Em   C   D    G    Em   C   D
You,                 with you...

[Bridge]

G           Em             C                 D
Fruit falls on my head and I don’t discover anything at all
X4

G              G     G     G
  At all, at all

[Outro]

[Intro Riff 2]                               [Intro Riff 1 x 3]
Everything is shit except my friendship with you

(Final Riff)
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D|--12----10----9-------------| 
A|-------------------12----10-| 
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