King Of Bedside Manor

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                THE KING OF BEDBDE  MANOR - Barenaked Ladies
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[Intro 1]

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[Verse 1]

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You know he's not the kind of man who likes to see the world around him
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Crumble to a ball around his feet
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But he's always ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared,
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He's the most peculiar man you'd care to meet.


[Chorus]

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You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor
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He's not the Tom Jones who lives next door
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He's not the king of Bedside Manor
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He hardly even lives there anymore

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[Verse 2]

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He says excuse me, I hope you don't mind that    I followed you into this shop and
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  I couldn't help but notice  oh my god that riding crop
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   Sticking out of  your haversack, well uh
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  I wouldn't mind    riding you bareback.


[Verse 3]

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He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's suave around the bar
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He's a quickdraw with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star.
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You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor, quite some time ago.
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He had quite a famous program, late night bedtime tv show.


[Chorus]

     B7       Am                      Em
You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor
      Am                               Em
He's not the Tom Jones who lives next door
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He's not the king of Bedside Manor
   B7
He hardly even lives there anymore


[Verse 4]

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You know he opens up the curtains at the   crack of dawn
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Just to see the lovely ladies who have   come and gone
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From the house next door to his   house on the lane,
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He consoles himself that he's got his health and he knows he can't complain.


[Chorus]

     B7       Am                      Em
You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor
      Am                               Em
He's not the Tom Jones who lives next door
     Am                      Em
He's not the king of Bedside Manor
   B7
He hardly even lives there anymore


[Bridge]

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He's not the king...... of bedside manor
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   He's not the king of bedside manor
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Hardly even lives there any more -       Stix!
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Domo arigato Mr. Roboto
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Domo arigato Mr. Roboto
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I said Domo (domo), domo (domo), domo (domo), domo (domo)
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Domo-domo-domo-domo-domo-domo-domo Domo-domo-domo-domo-domo-domo-domo
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Domo-domo-domo-domo-domo-domo-domo


[Outro]

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He's not the king, he's not the king, he's not the king, of bedside manor