C G D G My mommy drives a dump truck; my daddy washes clothesC G D G Mops the floors, cleans the doors, the cabinets, and my noseC G D G Daddy stays at home with me; he changes diapers tooC G D G You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to [Verse]C G D G Mommy holds the door for Dad and always drives the carC G D G Some say they are funny but I don't think they areC G D G Daddy does the dishes and Mommy wears a tieC G D G Mommy goes to work each day and Dad makes apple pie[Chorus]C G D G My mommy drives a dump truck; my daddy washes clothesC G D G Mops the floors, cleans the doors, the cabinets, and my noseC G D G Daddy stays at home with me; he changes diapers tooC G D G You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to [Verse]C G D G Mommy reads the paper while Daddy sews my clothesC G D G He brings her coffee late at night; smells pretty as a roseC G D G But Mommy has an ulcer and I know this might sound weirdC G D G But she didn't yell at me as much before she grew her beard [Chorus]C G D G My mommy drives a dump truck; my daddy washes clothesC G D G Mops the floors, cleans the doors, the cabinets, and my noseC G D G Daddy stays at home with me; he changes diapers tooC G D G You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to [Outro]C G D G You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to
My Mommy Drives A Dumptruck
Barry Louis Polisar
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