The Chicken Song

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Don't tell me the truth about chicken farming

Thinking about it does my head in
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24 chicken wings for 6.99
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That's 85p for each chicken that died
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You can get dead chicken everywhere that you go
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There's four chicken shops on this very road

G
And there's also a supermarket

With chicken dipper strips and frozen chicken burgers
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Whole cooked chicken, chicken chow mein
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24 wings for 2.99
D
That's 25p for each dead chicken
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Thinking about it does my head in

G
And it's Nandos for dinner tonight

They make their dead chicken taste really nice
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In every city, in every town
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Is piri piri chicken enough to go around
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It brings me right back to the start
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Where on earth are these chicken farms

[Chorus 1]
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In a dark warehouse 10s of thousand eggs are hatched a day
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They turn little chicks into full grown chickens in under seven days
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They use chemicals and steroids to meet their demands
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I'm gonna sing me a little chicken song about a great big chicken farm

[Verse]
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And they run these weird experiments

I heard chicken are born without any heads
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Just legs and wings and a few leftovers
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This chicken gave birth to a Zinger Tower Burger
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We all know this shit's morally wrong
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Gonna sing me a little chicken song

[Chorus 2]
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Well I'm not saying that I am a vegetarian
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Shit I eat chicken with the best of them
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It just feels like the whole thing could end in a disaster
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The way things generally do when you fuck with Mother Nature

[Outro]
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Well the chicken gonna get their revenge one day
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You just wait and see
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There'll be a giant monster hybrid chicken that eats humans for tea
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And they'll break out of the warehouse
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And they'll roam the Earth
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And eat all you motherfuckers with piri piri sauce