I Dont Want To Play Football

         B
I don't want to play football
I don't understand
     F#m
The rules of the game

         B
I don't want to play football
I don't understand
     A
The thrill of running
Catching, throwing
  D
Taking orders from a moron
   A
Grabbing for the sweaty crotches
   D
Getting hit by people
         F#m
I don't know
Sugar
      D
I'd rather play a different
         F#m
Sort of game
Sugar
 D                                    A
One where girls are good as boys at playing.