Im Not Living In The Real World

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Born on a Sunday
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Every day is Monday
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(That is what I've heard about the real world)
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Up in the morning
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Heading for the schoolyard
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(Big boys being bullies make it so hard)

[Chorus]

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It's a lesson for the real world
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Seems so far away the real world

[Instrumental]

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[Verse 2]

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Up to the bigger school, trying not to be fool
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Here I am, new shoes and cagoule
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Look I'm getting closer to the real world
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(Tell me where the girls are)
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Thinking about happiness, thinking about Tara
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Thinking about sorrow, thinking about Sara
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Sara and Sorrow are the very same word

[Chorus]

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In my young life I get so hurt
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Will I make it in the real world?

[Instrumental]

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[Bridge]

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Gluing up my Airfix kit
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Cigarettes after gym
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Had a pint of Special Brew
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Won't do that again

[Instrumental]

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Ab Db F G
Em Am F G

C G F  x2
D A G  x2

[Verse 3]

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Train for examination, (gotta get traction)
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Mickey mouse college course (looking for action)
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Mickey mouse, Lucky Charms, holding back the
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real world, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Now it's Monday morning, I'm still yawning
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Swooping down the city street, heading for the clock on
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Bought a 'Daily Record' like a real man

[Chorus]

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Well I made it to the real world
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But I'm not living in the real world

[Outro]

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E B A  x2
F C Bb  x2
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