Le Pastie de La Bourgeoisie

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Sunbeam shone, mousy girl on the end pew
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You'd stay home oh if only I'd let you
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Municipal pool, you're a junior life saver
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And your friends are all serious ravers
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Reading Judy Blume
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But you came too soon
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You're too tall, much too tall for a boyfriend
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They run and hide, from your buckteeth and split ends

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Don't be scared of the books you've read
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You're the heroine, you'll be doing fine
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Wouldn't you like to get away?
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Bestowing the memory of good and evil

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On the ones you left behind
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   The heartless swine

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And you love like nobody around you
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How you love, and a halo surrounds you
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In the Autumn cool say cheerio to school
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Listen Dear, I've been watching you lately
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If I said all these things you would hate me
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At the Church bazaar  I nearly went too far
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Wouldn't you like to get away
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Kerouac's beckoning with open arms

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And open fields of eucalyptus  westward bound
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Wouldn't you like to get away
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Give yourself up to the allure of

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Catcher In The Rye
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The future's swathed in Stars and Stripes

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