I Hate You More Than I Hate The News And I Really Hate The News

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[Verse 1]

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Your mouth is always running
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You're spraying bullets from your
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Dogshit, hypocrit, smug, and somewhat ignorant mind
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Maybe try saying something
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That carries value in this
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Sad, poor, desolate rock inside the universe's eye

[Pre-Chorus]

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Maybe I just don't like your nose

[Chorus]

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You're more to me than an enemy
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You're a danger to our society
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You're the worst human being I've ever met in my goddamn life
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There's really nothing you're bound to be
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You're a waste of all precious energy
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And when you breathe the fumes of your rancid lies kill entire baluga wales

[Verse 2]

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You think you're oh so funny
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But I'd rather eat a bloody
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Tampon than listen to your recycleable copy-paste jokes
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And when the sky is sunny
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You'll make it cloudy with your
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Bitter additude and rude remarks against my crew, and dude,

[Pre-Chorus]

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There's just too much that I have wrong with YOOOOOOUUUU!!!

[Chorus]

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You're more to me than an enemy
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You're a cataclysmic catastrophe
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You're a tumor (Yeah, yeah ok. uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-AAA)
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You oughtta be in an infirmary
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'Cause you need help and it's plain to see
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And I don't want to see your face unbandaged for the rest of my whole natural life

[Bridge]

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I hate everything about you
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And uh if you couldn't tell, then uh, I think I've made myself pretty clear
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But I'd rather drink piss than sit in a room with you for five minutes
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You know i-it's funny cause you're almost not worth the energy to write a four minute song you
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But y-you know, here I am, so I mean uh I guess it kind of helps
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For me at least

[Chorus]

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You're more to me than an enemy
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You're a politician's pornography
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And every time I try to say your name I throw up in my mouth a little bit
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My goal in life is to make you bleed
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And I won't stop 'till I do achieve
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Man there's so many insults and- you know what? Here's a list of the things you are, all the 
things!

[Bridge]

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You're a prositute with an STD
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You're reality shows on MTV
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You're a hemorrhoid on reality
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You're a boyscout in a fraternity
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You're a grown man with no prioities
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You're a peeping Tom in a serority
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You're the new Hitler of our history
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You know what, you're just a bit like me

[Outro]

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