Grandpa

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When you f**k grandpa, does he ask you to filate him
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And stick a finger or two in his a**
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He seems like a total a**hole, Grandpa is a total f***ing a**hole

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Who would ever want a dirty, greasy, finger, in his a**,  He rubs his d*** in broken glass