Socially Awkward Penguin

G                      Bm       A          G
What's the harm in going over just to say "Hello"
G                      Bm                      A        G
She is beautiful, you're a zombie from the Thriller video
G                  Bm         A                 G
Voice in my head, why Do you sound like Billy Mays?
G                  Bm           A                 G
Not now Meatloaf, fights with no one scare girls away


[Chorus:]
G                    Bm          A               G
When she's dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight
G               Bm               A               G
I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right
G                   Bm         A                 G
As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star's laser beam
G                          Bm
Don't ask me what that means
 Bm                    A                     G
She's the one that's having this fucked up dream


[Verse 2:]
G                  Bm                 A              G
Doesn't that cloud kind of look like Anna Nicole-Smith?
G                 Bm                  A              G
Good one genius, now she knows you're mildly retarded
G                 Bm                  A              G
Voice in my head, a pep talk right now would help a lot
G                 Bm       A                     G
Buy some flowers that only have 'She Loves Me Nots'


[Chorus:]
G                    Bm        A               G
When she's dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight
 G               Bm              A           G
I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right
 G                   Bm         A                G
As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star's laser beam
 G                         Bm
Don't ask me what that means
 Bm                    A                    Em
She's the one that's having this fucked up dream

Em                      G        A            E
I thought that she was waving so I was waving back
E                        G       A                 Em
Then I turned around and saw the shithead she was waving at
Em                       G             A            E
His tanning booth threw up on him, I pale in comparison
                     G                        A
(Keep playing E)   (He would think of something cool to say here)

G                  Bm             A             G
Voice in my head, maybe there's no one for me out there
G                     Bm                   A            G
On the bright side you're gonna get really good at Solitaire


[Chorus:]
G                     Bm       A                G
When she's dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight
G               Bm              A               G
I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right
G                    Bm         A               G
As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star's laser beam
G                         Bm
Don't ask me what that means
Bm                           A
She's the one that's having this fucked up dream