The Bad Touch

Bm                    D
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
           A                              E
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
            Bm                           D
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
        A                                E
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
           Bm                                   D
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
           A                                  E
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
                  Bm                             D
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
           A                            E
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now

[Chorus]

Bm                    D
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         A                         E
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
Bm                    D
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         A                         E
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now