Uncool As Me

INTRO: Eb5

VERSE:

Eb5
I'm quite the sped, I never shred
Not cool (Not cool)

                        Bb5
But my bros all call me Itch
(With the silent B)
But that spells Bitch
(Fits you perfectly)

     Eb5
Chaz Bono dickbag, word fuck tick, not cool
(Not cool)
                            Bb5
And I smell like regret and tequila (What's that even mean?)
I have no idea
(You're livin' the dream)

    Ab5                       F5
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
                 Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
                  Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
    Ab5                       F5
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
                 Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
                  Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
       Ab5  C5  Bb5
And I dance!

CHORUS:

F5
They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool

Ab5  C5  Bb5

F5
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules

Eb5


I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit
Not cool (Not cool)
                                 Bb5
And my friends think that I like men
(That's because you do)
Don't even listen to them
(No one's judging you)
Eb5
John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut
Not cool (Not cool)
                        Bb5
Do you like Renaissance fairs?
(Where'd you get that scarf?)
Tis what thy lord doth wear
(I'll be in the car)

    Ab5                       F5
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
                 Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
                  Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
    Ab5                       F5
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
                 Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
                  Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
       Ab5  C5  Bb5
And I dance!

CHORUS:

F5
They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool

Ab5  C5  Bb5

F5
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules


BRIDGE (no guitar)
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
       Ab5  C5  Bb5
And I dance!

CHORUS:

F5
They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool

Ab5  C5  Bb5

F5
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules

Eb5
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Throw some back and yell "too soon!" at them
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Warning, spoiler alert!