Your Only Friends Are Make Believe

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Knock, knock Mr. Rogers, it's Mr. McFeelie
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I've brought you a letter - speedy delivery
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Well Mr. McFeelie, if there's postage due
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You can go fuck yourself like captain Kangaroo
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I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
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But in the end I still have no friends

[Chorus]

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Do, do, do...

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[Verse]

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Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater
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Mr. McFeelie, shut up and give me my letter
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I don't want to talk to you, don't you understand?
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Why are you inside my house, you're just my fuckin' mailman?
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I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
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But in the end I still have no friends

[Chorus]

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Do, do, do...

[Verse]

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You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
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But in the end you still have no friends

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You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
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But in the end you still have no friends

[Chorus]

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Do, do, do...  (x2)

[Bridge]

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You are my best friend too
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I share the same views and hardly ever argue
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Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
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And rock out to old school Duran Duran

[Verse]

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Your best friend is you
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I'm my best friend too
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I share the same views and hardly ever argue
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Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
                D5*              B5
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

[Outro]

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Your best friend is you
                  E5
I'm my best friend too
                  D5                    D5
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
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Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
                D5*              B5
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

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Your best friend is you
                  E5
I'm my best friend too
                  D5                    D5
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
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Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
                D5*              B5
And rock out to old school Duran Duran