Ironic

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My dog's stomach was very upset,
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So I put him in the car and we went to the vet.
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And on our way to the vet,
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I killed a cat.
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I said isn't that ironic?

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I adopted a child from overseas,
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to rescue him from child labor factories,
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And on his very first birthday we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop.
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Isn't that ironic
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I said isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?

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A water-park is burnt to the ground,
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And a tow-truck has broken down.
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I always used to cry when I laughed,
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and then I was molested by a clown.
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Isn't that ironic?