100000 Dollars In Pennies

D
I broke into the bank on Sunday
               G                D
And you should see the money I got

I couldn't drag it home until Monday
E7                              A7
Cause it sure weighed an awful lot

D
Then I sat down to count it
     G            D
And much to my surprise
   G                         D           B7
A whole lotta little round little brown coins
E7            A7           D
Rolled out in front of my eyes


[Chorus]

*Walk Up Notes*
(A B C#) D
I’ve got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
        G                D
Not one paper dollar or dime

And I really don't think there's many
E7                           A7
Rich men with a problem like mine

G                                D
And I really don't think this is any
         F#                   Bm
Kind of ending for a perfect crime
G                                    D   B7
I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
E7                    A7         D
And I'm spending it a penny at a time

D
Now a steak would sure taste delicious
          G                        D
And I've forgotten how beer would feel

But the man might get suspicious
     E7                                  A7
If I gave him five hundred pennies for a meal
      D
So I guess I'll weigh myself again
    G                    D
And buy another stick o'gum

 G                                   D  B7
I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
           E7            A7       D
And I'm a living like a penniless bum


[Chorus]

*Walk Up Notes*
(A B C#) D
I’ve got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
        G                D
Not one paper dollar or dime

And I really don't think there's many
E7                           A7
Rich men with a problem like mine

G                                D
And I really don't think this is any
         F#                   Bm
Kind of ending for a perfect crime
G                                    D   B7
I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
E7                    A7         D
And I'm spending it a penny at a time


Key Change:

E
I could buy myself a big limousine
          A                  E
And be a living like a movie star

But I'd have to hire a truck to haul the pennies
       F#7                      B7
To the place where you buy the car
        E
And I'd have to have a wagon
                            A                 E
To haul the pennies to the place I'd hire the truck
        A                            E
I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
      F#7          A7             E
And I ain't got a penny's worth o'luck


[Chorus]

*Walk Up Notes*
(B C# D#) E
I’ve got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
        A                E
Not one paper dollar or dime

And I really don't think there's many
F#7                           B7
Rich men with a problem like mine

A                                E
And I really don't think this is any
         G#                   C#m
Kind of ending for a perfect crime
A                                    E   C#7
I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
F#7                    B7         E
And I'm spending it a penny at a time
A                                    E      C#7
I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies Lord
F#7                    B7         E
And I'm spending it a penny at a time