I Never Went To Bed With An Ugly Woman

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I serve my time loosing track of the wine

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Looking through red eyes that's blue

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Holding on till the very last song

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Trying to make up my mind who to choose


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Chasing a dream in a whiskey world

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Down the neon avenue

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To I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman

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But I sure woke up with a few


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Ain't it funny how the liquor and the flicker of a candle

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Makes you see it from a different view

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Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman

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But I sure woke up with a few


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I've made more than one morning laying there groaning

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Crying Lord what did I do

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A-hanging my head as I slipped from the bed

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Trying hard not to leave any clues


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When I start out the evening I'm being selective

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But I'll take anything after two

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Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman

      F         G7        C
But I sure woke up with a few


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Ain't it funny how the liquor and the flicker of a candle

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Makes you see it from a different view

                                  G7
Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman

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But I sure woke up with a few