Paul

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Tabacca-chewingest and the funkiest and the, the best woodchopper of all of 'em.


[Verse 1]
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Well he rode through the woods on a big blue ox
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He had fists as hard as choppin' blocks
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Five hundred pounds and nine feet tall
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  That's Paul


[Verse 2]
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Talk about working, when he swings his ax
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you could hear it ring for a mile and half
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And he'd yell timber and down she'd fall
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  for Paul


[Verse 3]
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Talk about drinkin' that man's so mean
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that he'd never drink nothin' but kerosene
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A five gallon can is a little bit small
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  for Paul


[Verse 4]
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Talk about women that man's so lusty,
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needs a woman ever hour just to keep from gettin' rusty
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Young ones run and the old ones crawl
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  to Paul


[Verse 5]
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Talk about tough well he once had a fight
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with a thunderstorm on a cold dark night
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I ain't sayin' who won but it don't storm at all
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  round here   thanks to Paul


[Verse 6]
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He was ninety years old when he said with a sigh
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said I think I'm gonna lay right down and die
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Cause sunshine and sorrow I've seen it all
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  says Paul


[Verse 7]
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Says there ain't no man alive can kill me,
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ain't no woman left can thrill me
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And I think a heaven just might be a ball
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  says Paul


[Bridge]
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  So he died      and we cried


[Verse 8]
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It took eighteen men just to bust the ground,
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took three or four more just to lower him down
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Then we covered him up and we figured that was all
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  for Paul


[Verse 9]
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But late one night the trees started shaking
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and the dogs started barking and the earth started quaking
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And out of the ground with a   hi y'all
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  came Paul


[Verse 10]
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Well he shook the dirt from off his clothes,
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he   scratched his ass and wiped his nose
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You know being dead wasn't no fun at all
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  says Paul


[Verse 11]
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He said now up in heaven they got harps on their knees,
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they got clouds and wings but they got no trees
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I don't think that's much of a heaven at all
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  says Paul


[Verse 12]
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So he jumps on his ox with a fare thee well,
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he said   I'll find out if they got   trees in hell
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  He rode away   that was all
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  we ever seen of Paul


[Verse 13]
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But the next time you hear a timber yell
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that sounds like it's comin' from the pits of hell
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Then a boomin' laugh and a ghostly wail like
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somebody choppin' on the devil's tail
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Then a shout and a call, a crash and a fall
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That ain't no mortal man at all that's just Paul