Big Plans Of Sleeping In

G             C               G              C
Every day's a hassle when you never sleep at night.
Em          D           E       Am
Tossing and turning and shaking uncomfortably.
    G                   C
But today's the fucking weekend
         G              C
So we're sleeping until five.
Em          D             E            Am
Wake up and lock the door and burn off calories.

Em                    Eb
Never let go when you talk to me.
D                        A
Your stories are boring, they put me to sleep.
    G                  C
But that's just what I wanted
    G                     C
And I swear that's what I needed,
   D                    G
My busy day of sleeping in.

G                C            G            C
Cut power to the cell phones, automate all replies
Em          D            E            Am
Pass out on couches, put wings in the microwave.
G         C             G                  C
Open up a bottle, it'll beep when they are done.
Em               D             E                  Am
I heard it beep. Fuck it, man. Let's have another one.

Em                      Eb
Do you have a prob if I drink some more?
D                               A
You don't have a problem. Let's both drink some more.
G                    C
'Cause this is all I needed, yeah
G           C
Alcohol and coffee
   D                    G
My busy day of sleeping in.

Em          Eb       D         A
They're all mindless sheep, oh yeah
           G               Ab      A
Let's kick everyone else's ass and teeth
D     Eb
Right in
Em          Eb            D        A
Nails right through their feet, oh yeah
    G            A         D                C
The world cannot move now, let's go back to sleep.

     G             C       G              C
When we rejoin the public, we'll laugh at everyone.
Em           D            E         Am
Chumps who celebrate four-month anniversaries.
G                   C            G         C
They're all fucking suckers, I'm done with everyone.
         Em      D                   E               Am
'Cause I finally found someone who's antisocial with me.

Em                    Eb
Never let go when you talk to me.
D                        A
Your stories are boring, they put me to sleep.
G            C
Everyone can die now,
         G                    C
'cause I found you and you're perfect.
   D                    G
My busy day of sleeping in.