Jobs Schmobs

B
At a desk in a room that's always too hot or cold
B
At a computer where you're starting to lose your soul
B
With a wage that they pay to keep you from ten to six
B
At 7:30, man you're starting to lose your shit, you're stuck all night

[Verse 2]

B
With a boss who's in love with nobody but herself
B
An army of washed-up musicians sit on her shelf
B
Patronizing, taking her problems out on you
B
While you do the work that she's too lazy to, do you like it now?

[Pre-Chorus]

B
When the world, when the world gets half away from you
G#                       F#
You can go half a world away
B
When the world, when the world gets half away from you
G#                       F#
You can go half a world away

[Chorus]

                      E
All you need is two weeks
      F#          B
Two weeks, two weeks

G

[Verse 3]

           B
You can't leave or go to lunch, you have no health insurance
B
Two weeks vacation and you haven't been let off since
B
Suffer through the insufferably boring days
                                                    E                     G
You show up early and your boss always shows up, "Later suckers," you'll say

[Verse 4]

            B
And your friends with their brains say that you cannot go back
B
If you move on your music business degree is trashed
B
Soon we'll be on the road though and soon we'll be driving fast
                                                       E
So when your boss starts to cry, do your best not to laugh

G

[Pre-Chorus 2]

           B
When the world, when the world gets half away from you
G#m                       F#
 You can go half a world away
           B                             F#
When your world and your friends and your job and your ends
                        D#m
and your whole damn life starts to get away from you
G#m                         F#
 You can go half a world away

[Chorus 2]

                       E
All you need is two weeks
 F#         E
Two weeks, two weeks
       F#   B
Two weeks, fuck the world