Vocal Coach

D
I'm such a skeptic
          G           D
When they flail their arms
          Bm             F#
Screaming "OH GOOD GOD!" again.
         G         D
All the records we love
      F#
Have dirty covers,
Bm     Em
Dusty grooves
         A
And deep scratches.
D
Kind of blacking out
             G         D
When all the lights go bright
        Bm             F#
Til the room gets dark again
         G          D
Cause we put up our guard
   F#
For superstars
Bm               Em
And their sharp movements,
A
Big fashion.

[Bridge]
D
I'm aware
                 D#/D
That I'm kind of getting scared
     Bm
The love that I thought had no bounds
                A
Is coming to an end.
   D
So leave me here,
             D#/D
You can just leave me here
   Bm
To find something new so
                       A
I don't feel as good as dead.

[Verse 2]
      D                  G
I get embarrassed when I hear my voice
         Bm             F#
And it's not like in my head.
           G         D
If I got a new vocal coach
    F#              Bm
And I could hit the notes,
      Em      A      D
You'd fall in love again.

[Chorus]
             Em           A
Nothing's forever, dude.
              D           F#
Nothing's forever, dude.
     Bm                                        A
I've lost so much I'm running out of things to lose.

[Verse 3]
      D                  G
I get embarrassed when I hear my voice
         Bm             F#
And it's not like in my head.
           G         D
If I got a new vocal coach
    F#              Bm
And I could hit the notes,
      Em      A     D
You'd fall in love again.
           G         D
If I got a new vocal coach
    F#              Bm
And I could hit the notes,
      Em      A     D
You'd fall in love again.

[Bridge]
Em A D F#
Bm Bm Bb Bb
D D/D# Bm G
F# Bm Em A
D D

[Chorus]
   D
So leave me here,
             D#/D
You can just leave me here
   Bm
To find something new so
                        A
I don't feel as good as dead.

[Outro]

      N.C.
Oh, I get so embarrassed when my voice pops out
         Bm             F#
And it's not like in my head.
           G         D
If I got a new vocal coach
    F#              Bm
And I could hit the notes,
      Em      A     D
You'd fall in love again.
           G         D
If I got a new vocal coach
    F#              Bm
And I could hit the notes,
      Em      A     D
You'd fall in love again. [x2]