My Girlfriends An Alcoholic

C#m                A
     My girlfriend    is so beautiful

E               B
   She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts

C#m                  A
     There's no end     to her kindness

E                        B
   Shes the only one can make me laugh until it hurts

C#m                   A
     Her eye's shine,    her teeth sparkle

E              B
   She watches all my favorite shows

A                                         B
    But there's only one thing you should know



Chorus:


E         B     C#m        A           E      B
    Hey!     My girlfriend   is an alcoholic

    C#m         A
But nobody's perfect

E         B     C#m        A            E     B
    Hey!     My girlfriend   gets all demonic

    C#m          A
But I think she's worth it, when she

E               B
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!

C#m             A
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!

  E               B        C#m          A
I know that it's over, the minute she's sober

E         B     C#m        C
    Hey!     My girlfriend   is an alcoholic




Verse 2:


C#m                 A
     My girlfriend     loves yoga

E                     B
    She's a ringer at keg stands and body shots

C#m              A
    Does Pilates    then kamikazes

E                    B
    So sweet but you never wanna piss her off

A                                           B
    Cause there's only one thing you should know



Chorus:


E         B     C#m        A           E      B
    Hey!     My girlfriend   is an alcoholic

    C#m         A
But nobody's perfect

E         B     C#m        A            E     B
    Hey!     My girlfriend   gets all demonic

    C#m          A
But I think she's worth it, when she

E               B
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!

C#m             A
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!

  E               B        C#m          A
I know that it's over, the minute she's sober

E         B     C#m        C
    Hey!     My girlfriend   is an alcoholic



Interlude:

A        G#m  F#m  E



Bridge:


    C#m            C
And every night, I end up driving

   B                 A#              A
So she don't go out, D.U.I.in' again

    G#m                 F#m
Get locked in the pen.       Again.




Solo:

E       B       C#m       A       x4



Chorus:


E         B     C#m        A           E      B
    Hey!     My girlfriend   is an alcoholic

    C#m         A
But nobody's perfect

E         B     C#m        A            E     B
    Hey!     My girlfriend   gets all demonic

    C#m          A
But I think she's worth it, when she

E               B
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!

C#m             A
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!

  E               B        C#m          A
I know that it's over, the minute she's sober

E         B     C#m        C
    Hey!     My girlfriend   is an alcoholic