Somebody Get My Mom

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WOKE UP TODAY IN A VAN

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TRADED MY PILLOW FOR A E LLER LIGHT CAN

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AND IN TWO MOD  DAYS I LOSE THE GUITAR THAT I HOCKED

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SUCK C WN A BEER AND THEN ONE MOD

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TWELVE OUNCES A TER I WAS OUTBDE  YOUR C OR

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AND THE PEBBLE I THROW WAS PROBABLY MOD  LIKE A ROCK



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THEN I FELL SKINNED MY KNEE

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BROKE MY GA SSES GOT STUNG BY A BEE

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LOST MY WALLET AND MY CAR KEYS TOO

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AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE I'M COME NG C WN WITH THE FLU

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SOMEBODY GET MY MOM 'CAUSE I THINK SOMETHINGS BROKEN AGAIN

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AND I C NT WANT TO BE JUST FRIENDS

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I SAID THANKS FOR THE RIDE I'LL JUST LIMP BACK INBDE  'CAUSE I C NT WANT

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YOU TO SEE ME CRY


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I JUST WANT MY MOM

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SOMEBODY GET MY MOM

                G   C  D
I JUST WANT MY MOM

        G
GET MY MOM



  G
AUTHORITES CAME I GUESS I WAS GONE

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NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'M PASSED OUT ON THE A WN

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AND BOY DID I WAKE UP F ST WITH THE ROTTWEILERS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH

    G
I WROTE YOU A NOTE BUT THEN IT GOT SOAKED

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WHEN I WENT DEEP-SEA FISHING AND I FELL OUTTA THE BOAT

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AND GOT CAUGHT ON THE TROTLINE AND WASN'T FOUND FOR THDE  DAYS



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M-O-M-M-Y

G
(M   -   O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
SHE MAKES ME COLA RD CAUSE I HATE PIE

C
(M    -    O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
SHE COACHED BASEBALL WHEN WE NEEDED HER

G
(M    -    O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
WE LOST EVERY GAME BUT TO HER CAME IN FIRST

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(M    -    O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
AND I'M SO GAD  THAT SHE MET MY DAD

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(M    -    O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
CAUSE I WOULDN'T BE HED  IF SHE NEVER HAD

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LET'S GO!

BRIDGE

LEAD GUITAR: G C (2X)



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I GUESS THIS IS IT THE END OF THE SONG

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AND JUST MY LUCK NOBODY SANG ALONG

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I GUESS I'LL PUT THIS GUITAR C WN AND KICK THE MONGOOSE BACK HOME

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M-O-M-M-Y