Straight To Video

Intro:

     E       F#m       A       B
Whoa


     E       F#m       A       B
Whoa



Verse 1:

    E                              G#m
She text messaged me on the phone,

   A
In capital letters, wanting time on her own.

E                                 G#m
I don't mean to seem out of line,

       A
But it seemed like everything was going just fine.




C#m                     B
Times were changing and rearranging.

  A
I never thought that I could go from first to worst.




Chorus:

            E
She took me straight to video,

B
In the B movie row.

A
Last year's model with a broken stereo. (Woah)

C#m           B
New Sensation just past expiration.

A
Never has a has-been been so low.

    E       F#m       A       B
Oh, no.                    So low.
       (Woah)


    E       F#m       A       B
Oh, no.
       (Woah)



Verse 2:

    E                             G#m
You took me to your new boyfriend's show,

A
Dance rock darlings of the week, oh, no.

  E                             G#m
I told you that I wanted to go.

        A
All the dudes were wearing make-up, man, I guess I didn't know.




C#m                      B
Things were changing and rearranging.

  A
I never thought that I could go from first to cursed.




Chorus:

            E
She took me straight to video,

B
In the B movie row.

A
Last year's model with a broken stereo. (Woah)

C#m           B
New Sensation just past expiration.

A
Never has a has-been been so low.

    E       F#m       A       B
Oh, no.                    So low.
       (Woah)


    E       F#m       A       B
Oh, no.
       (Woah)




Bridge:

   F#m                            A
So what's that guy doing with your heart?

          E                   B
Is he the next contestant on "Tear Us Apart?"

        F#m
I guess I'm the lowest bidder.

        A                           D                 B
I'm not bitter.  I'm just better so don't bother to rewind.



Final Chorus:

            E
She took me straight to video,

B
In the B movie row.

A
Last year's model with a busted up stereo.

C#m           B
New Sensation just past expiration.

A
Never has a has-been been so low.






            E
She took me straight to video,

B
In the B movie row.

A
Last year's model with a broken stereo. (Woah)

C#m           B
New Sensation just past expiration.

A
Never has a has-been been so low.

    E       F#m       A       B
Oh, no.                    So low.
       (Woah)

    E       F#m       A       B
Oh, no.                    So low.
       (Woah)

    E       F#m       A       B
Oh, no.                    So low.
       (Woah)

    E       F#m       A       B       E
Oh, no.
       (Woah)