Hello I'm Bozo The World's most famous Clown Big whoop You know I can't get out of My clown car Without scaring someone The last thing I want to do Is scare people I'm about joy, laughter And reflecting light In an increasingly dark world I get it The scary clowns from Halloween Are working year-round now But I don't wanna be scared all the time They've tainted the good clowns' names And it's not just clowns I mean, they're making everything scary Winnie the Pooh Mickey Mouse, really? Even Santa Claus Got the horror movie treatment I mean, Santa Claus? I mean, seriously? I love Santa Claus He's my hero That's why I love giving away toys See, I realized something It's not about me, Bozo It's about all of us Bozos It's about that Bozo in our hearts And letting that clown out To make the world a brighter, sillier Better place You see, in Bozo's world (And not this, Bozo's world) In Bozo's world We don't look up at people And think they're so great And we certainly don't look down On anyone and think we're Better than them We look everyone Right in the eye And know that they're The greatest in their world And I'm the greatest in mine So, if we can treat each other With that kind of respect We're gonna have a great world So I'm no longer Bozo The world's most famous clown I'm Bozo The world's most friendly clown Thank you And now, let's have A ding-dong-dandy day