Baby Mario Papa Yoshi

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[Verse 1]
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I just found this baby wrapped up outside my door (Hey!)
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A tasty little snack for any dinosaur
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But I just finished breakfast, I'm full up to my head
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So I'll give him to Yellow instead
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Ya know, he's sorta cute, the sweet little niblet
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He'll make a tasty stew
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Don't wanna cook and serve up a kid, but hey, that's what Yoshis do
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He's all alone without a friend, but he's takin' it on the chin
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Anyway, hey Yellow, I brought you some din-din!

[Verse 2]
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You brought me a baby?
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How generous of you!
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But I can't eat a bite, I've caught the Yoshi flu, a-choo!
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Just pop him in your freezer, I'm sure he'll keep for weeks
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But wash him first, 'cause he freakin' reeks!
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I'm almost sad to see the kid go now
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We've gotten sorta tight
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Also, his diaper's saggin' and whoa, now
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So is my appetite
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Maybe I'll keep him here as a pet and not eat him after all
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Come on, my little baby, let's have us a ball!

[Solo]
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Take it home, baby!

[Verse 3]
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By now you know the story that happened long ago
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That little baby boy grew into Mario!
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The moral of this fable, is do not eat a baby
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'Cause he'll become your friend one day maybe
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[Outro]
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Then again, Mario's twin brother was Luigi, so, hmm, maybe not
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Goodbye!