The Shed Song

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[Verse 1]

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Where I pick apart my chain saw and go to drink my beer
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A couple of dozen games of darts, three or four times a year
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Sort my nuts and bolts, sharpen up my knife
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Escape from the youngsters, the TV and the wife

[Chorus]

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In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
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Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
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It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
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Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys

[Post-Chorus]

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[Verse 2]

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When the smoke goes up the chimney, I signal to the boys
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They all invent excuses and they show up like the flies
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They stand around discussing the deeper things in life
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Like the beauty of piston or the marvels of a trike


[Chorus]

     Am                 F             Am
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
F                   Am              G            Am
Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
         Am                             F             Am
It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
   F              Am           G              Am
Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys

[Post-Chorus]

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[Verse 3]

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There are meaningful activities for men to all enjoy
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Like the sharpening of a buck saw, or tying up some flies
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To justify your shed time, keep quality in life
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You build a coffee table just to satisfy the wife

[Chorus]

     Am                 F             Am
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
F                   Am              G            Am
Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
         Am                             F             Am
It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
   F              Am           G              Am
Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys

[Post-Chorus]

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Woah-oh  -oh   -oh

[Verse 4]

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And I got to say she's beautiful, men will all agree
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With her arse to the woodpile, she faces out to sea
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An oil drum wood stove, a hole for the mouse
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And a thousand little treasures that got banished from the house

[Chorus]

     Am                 F             Am
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
F                   Am              G            Am
Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
         Am                             F             Am
It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
   F              Am           G              Am
Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys

[Post-Chorus]

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Woah-oh  -oh   -oh

[Verse 5]

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If the wife ever threatens and forces me to choose
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Between my marriage or the shed, either way I'm going to lose
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Me tools and me buddies, or me wife and our bed
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I guess I'll have to leave it all, and move into me shed

[Chorus]

     Am                 F             Am
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
F                   Am              G            Am
Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
         Am                             F             Am
It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
   F              Am           G              Am
Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys