A Good Way To Get On My Bad Side

Intro: D

D                                    C  D
The Little lady standing next to me,
            G  F   D
Isn't she a pretty thing?
                                      C    G
I'm the one that put that ring on her left hand.
D                              C  D
Another fella can tip his hat,
                       G   F D
And I'm as gentle as a pussy cat.
D                                                C    G
But let it go much further than that, and he's a dead man.

                G         D
'Cause that's a good way,
         G    F    D
That's a real good way,
         C    G/B  A             D
That's a good way    to get on my bad side.

D                    C  D
Politician on my TV,
                          G   F   D
He says he's only looking out for me.
D                                               C    G
He says he knows what the poor man needs in the long run.
D                                        C  D
But every year he gives hinself a raise,
                      G    F D
With a chunk of every buck I make.
D                                         C   G
Now he's talkin' like he wants to take my shotgun.

         G        D
That's a good way,
         G    F    D
That's a real good way,
         C    G/B  A              D
That's a good way    to get on my bad side.

      G                       C
Ain't looking for no trouble,
      G                     F
Don't wanna start no fight.
           D                         C
Don't want more than I've got comin',
       D                      F
I only wanna do what's right.
     G                          C
Just treat me like I treat you,
          G
And we'll get along just fine.
    C                G/B              Bb    A
But mister, take one step across that line...

             N/C
And that's a good way,
                        D
That's a real good way,
         C    G/B  A               D
That's a good way    to get on our bad side.

G      F  D   Am   C  D    G     F  D     C  G/B  Bb  A
INSTRUMENTAL

  D
I like Van Halen and I like George Jones,
                                       C  D
Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones.
                                       C     G
Bocephus when he rocks and rolls still kills me.
      D
There aughta be a law against cowboy rap, (you're right)
             G   F    D
And all that boy band crap.
D                                    C   G
A little sissy in a cowboy hat ain't country, no...

             G         D
But that's a good way,
         G    F    D
That's a real good way,
         C    G/B  A              D        G
That's a good way    to get on my bad side.
               C    G/B  A                D
Yeah, that's a real good way to get on my bad side.

         G         D
That's a good way,
         G    F    D
That's a real good way,
         C    G/B  A              D
That's a good way    to get on my bad side.

          G        D
That's a good way,
         G    F    D
That's a real good way,
         C    G/B  A              D
That's a good way    to get on my bad side.

INSTRUMENTAL TO FADE (same chords as above)